The Power of Hoops

I have said multiple times that I could write an essay on why hoops are the best, most empowering earrings to own. I'm not really a jewelry person but I am a strong advocate of this fact. SO HERE IT IS.

1) Let's start with the basics: the basic shape of a hoop earring is a circle. Seeing a circle gives people peace because it is symbolic of wholeness, perfection, timelessness, eternity, and totality. So just seeing a circle earring gives people a sense of security. And when you wear them, you feel WHOLE and COMPLETE. That's how good they are.

2) They are chic as frick. The definition of sleek style is simplicity. No other earring portrays that better than the hoop. From any angle, it is complementary because they are slim and simple.

3) They make hairstyles look gooooood. Not sure how, but I think the earring gods just folically bless those who wear hoops.

4) Wearing hoops transforms an outfit from mediocre to KABOOM. Small bit of bling, but not an excessive amount that it looks like you're trying too hard, but just enough that everyone who sees you will think you work for or are some kind of celebrity. That's what hoops do for you.

5) When you look in the mirror, hoops bring out your gorgeous eyes. They're like the perfect best friend - they only shine a little bit to make you look fabulous.

And of course, there are some other-wordly and naturally humane reasons that just can't be explained of why hoop earrings make you feel empowered and crazy hot. It's like doing self love treatment ALL DAY LONG.

Last semester, I owned two pairs of hoops. I lost one pair, and the other I went hot tubbing with and they got wet and rusted which is dangerous. Sadly, I had to stick to studs for a little bit. And then.

I BOUGHT 13 PAIRS OF HOOPS. And named them all:
Rosie
Cinnamon
Theresa
Misty
Ginger
Brandy
Candi
Trixie
Lola &
Paris
I love my children so much!

In conclusion, just like every strong female needs and LBD, every strong female also needs a SPH (Solid Pair of Hoops). They are so empowering and truly the best use of metal the human brain has thought of. Do yourself a favor. Shoot some hoops ;)